VOL. I · NO. 8572THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 2026
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Judge blocks law expanding Colorado public health’s power to inspect ICE detention center

Filed 6d ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A federal judge blocked a Colorado law expanding public health inspection powers over the Aurora ICE detention center, ruling the statute unlawfully singled out GEO Group, the facility's federal contractor. Chief U.S. District Judge Daniel Domenico's injunction runs only through October 15, when GEO's contract to operate the facility expires.

The law, passed after a tuberculosis case surfaced at the facility, would have allowed unannounced inspections and imposed a $50,000 penalty for denying state access. Colorado's attorney general called the ruling narrow and said a separate lawsuit will still try to force GEO to cooperate with the state's tuberculosis investigation.

Colorado health officials say the facility denied access after a possible tuberculosis case was reported in June, prompting the state to sue in August. Neither GEO nor ICE responded to requests for comment.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A contractor arguing it deserves special immunity from health inspections because it's a federal contractor is a neat trick, and a judge buying it while a contagious disease investigation stalls is neater still. The injunction's expiration date lines up so tidily with GEO's contract that the ruling reads less like a legal principle and more like a bridge loan.
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