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GOP tax-cut bill means Medicaid payments to Arizona doctors and hospitals bill be slashed

Filed 2h ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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A new Health Affairs analysis finds that federal rules from the 2025 tax and spending law will force roughly three dozen states to cut Medicaid payments to doctors and hospitals by more than $50 billion total, with 17 high-reimbursement states facing cuts of 10% to 25% of their Medicaid budgets. The law, signed by President Trump in July, requires states to reduce so-called state-directed payments by 10 percentage points annually starting in 2028 until they hit 100% or 110% of Medicare rates.

Those payments let states boost what Medicaid managed care organizations pay providers, addressing chronically low reimbursement; spending on them grew from $27 billion in 2020 to over $143 billion in 2025. Supporters call that growth an unreasonable windfall; the report's author warns the cuts will widen the gap between Medicaid payments and actual care costs, likely pushing providers to limit Medicaid patients or raise prices for everyone else.

Arizona is among 15 states facing the steepest cuts, alongside Nebraska, Louisiana, Florida, Georgia and others that leaned heavily on the payments to bring Medicaid rates near commercial levels.

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Calling a payment scheme a 'windfall' is a neat trick when the windfall was just doctors finally getting paid something close to what care actually costs. Cut it back and the report spells out exactly what happens next: fewer providers willing to take Medicaid patients, and the rest of us picking up the difference through higher bills elsewhere. That's not fixing a loophole, that's moving the cost around and hoping nobody follows the trail.
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