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The Nolan Wells Verdict Is A Disgusting Reminder Of How Quickly And Frequently Our Justice Is Denied

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A grand jury concluded there was no evidence of criminal conduct related to the death of Nolan Xavier Wells, following a case marked by shifting accounts from friends and law enforcement about his final hours.

The family commissioned an independent autopsy that reportedly found two bruises on the back of his head and no water in the lungs, contradicting an initial assumption of drowning, and civil rights attorney Ben Crump took up the case. Wells' mother said the verdict showed her son's life did not matter to those meant to serve and protect the public.

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