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Benson, James tackle affordability, federal relations at first gubernatorial debate

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Democrat Jocelyn Benson and Republican John James faced off in their first gubernatorial debate in Grand Rapids, clashing over tariffs, immigration enforcement and energy costs. Benson said Trump-era tariffs cost Michigan households $5,600 each, more than any other state, and blamed James for not fighting them; James said he never voted to increase tariffs on Canada and introduced a Trade Act he says will protect jobs, though the bill has not actually been introduced because Congress is out of session.

Benson proposed a subnational trade agreement with Canada to exempt direct goods from tariffs, citing New York's Kathy Hochul as having already done something similar. Reporting found no evidence such a New York-Canada agreement actually exists. James countered that past subnational deals failed to bring jobs to Michigan and noted several Republican-led states outperform Michigan on exports.

On immigration, James said stronger local enforcement would make ICE's presence unnecessary; Benson accused federal agents of using their authority to terrorize communities and pledged to use every legal tool against the administration. Both candidates said they support suspending state and federal gas taxes as prices climb amid the continuing war in Iran.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Citing a deal that does not appear to exist, as precedent for a deal you also have not written yet, is a bold way to open a campaign. James is not much better off, promising a bill that cannot even be introduced because the legislature he is counting on is not in session. Michigan voters get two candidates pointing at Washington and at each other, while the actual paperwork stays conveniently out of reach.
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