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Massachusetts primary offers late-game litmus test for Democrats

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Massachusetts holds primaries on September 1, with 80-year-old Senator Ed Markey facing centrist Congressman Seth Moulton, who has attacked Markey's age and tried, with limited success, to link him to Jeffrey Epstein. A University of Massachusetts Amherst poll has Markey ahead 60% to 32%.

Moulton's House seat has drawn six Democratic challengers, led by former Biden deputy assistant Dan Koh, in a wealthy, well-educated district that political scientists describe as progressive but institution-friendly. In the 8th District, progressive attorney Patrick Roath is challenging two-decade incumbent Stephen Lynch, the state delegation's most conservative Democrat.

Analysts quoted note that Massachusetts respects incumbents and name recognition, and that the primary's placement on a popular moving day could depress turnout among younger, more progressive voters. Republican challengers in the general election are expected to be largely irrelevant in the longtime Democratic stronghold.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A 33-year age gap and an Epstein attack line produced a 28-point deficit, which tells you less about Markey's stamina than about how little appetite this electorate has for insurgency dressed up as generational change. Calling yourself a fighter against the machine works better when the machine isn't leading by two touchdowns.
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