VOL. I · NO. 8607THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2026
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Russian overnight attack hits Kyiv rail network, injuring worker and delaying trains

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Kings of Tara
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A shopping feature recommends products for dry cuticles and peeling nails, based on advice from three manicurists consulted by the outlet. Suggestions include a vitamin E-infused cuticle oil and a nail-strengthening cream, with tips on consistent oil application rather than picking at hangnails.

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