VOL. I · NO. 8564WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 2026
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Trump officials again urge US supreme court intervention on mail ballots

Filed 2w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The Justice Department asked the Supreme Court to pause a ruling by US district judge Indira Talwani that blocks nationwide enforcement of Trump's executive order tightening mail-in voting rules ahead of November's midterms. Talwani's Tuesday decision expands an earlier June order that already prevented enforcement in 23 states and Washington, DC, which challenged the order as unconstitutional.

Trump's March executive order directs Homeland Security to compile voter eligibility lists for states, instructs the Justice Department to prioritize prosecuting officials who issue ballots to people deemed ineligible, and requires the Postal Service to deliver ballots only to voters on approved state lists. Talwani ruled the executive branch lacks authority to regulate elections, a power the Constitution assigns to individual states; the administration argues the challenges are premature since no concrete enforcement actions have occurred yet.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An order built on the same false 2020 fraud claims Trump has recycled for years is now asking the nation's highest court to override multiple federal judges and the Constitution's own division of labor on elections. 'Premature' is a curious defense for a policy the Postal Service has already started implementing.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Double Polka · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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