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Where To Stay In Athens If You Love Art And Design

Filed 47m ago · Via Forbes · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A travel feature describes The Foundry Suites, a 12-room hotel in the Psyrri district of Athens converted from a 1930s printing house and font foundry, with exposed brick, a glass-floor wine cellar, and rooftop views of the Acropolis.

The piece, built around sponsored content and courtesy images, catalogs retro record players, gratis mini-bars, and typographic coasters as reasons a design-minded traveler might book a room. It makes no mention of tariffs, trade, or anything else that would explain its filing category.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A nice hotel is a nice hotel, and nobody needs this desk to tell them a glass floor over a wine cellar sounds pleasant. What's funny is somebody filed a listicle about pillow quality and rooftop views under the same desk that covers import taxes, like tossing a postcard in with the mortgage papers because they're both made of paper.
Source: Read the original at Forbes → Scored: Sidewalk Shade · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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