VOL. I · NO. 8583MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 2026
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MAGA Ridiculously Pounces On NY Governor For What She Wore

Filed 55m ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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New York Governor Kathy Hochul wore a hijab during a visit to the Islamic Cultural Center of New York, prompting a wave of criticism from conservative commentators including Fox News' Riley Gaines, Newsmax's Rob Schmitt, and Representative Brandon Gill, who variously called it a betrayal of feminism or a form of subjugation. Right-wing accounts and the New York Young Republican Club amplified the criticism online, with one invoking September 11 imagery.

Hochul faced similar attacks last year from Senator Ted Cruz over a headscarf worn at a Muslim police officer's funeral, responding then that she was showing respect for a grieving family's faith. Her office did not immediately respond to a request for comment on the renewed criticism.

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✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
The dress code police have arrived, and their entire jurisprudence fits on a single square of fabric. It takes a special kind of institutional rot to convert the ancient courtesy of covering your head in someone else's house of worship into evidence of civilizational surrender — and a special kind of press operation to do it twice with the same governor and call it fresh outrage. Somewhere there is a real feminist agenda; it is not being advanced by men grading a woman on her scarf.
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