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The column reports that Texas and Florida have issued more than 11,000 book bans between them, with Florida historically outpacing Texas in past years. The writer, who edited a Texas newspaper for years, argues no one is forced to read any book they object to.

The bulk of the piece recounts

Yuri Daniel's 1963 banned novella about a fictional Soviet in which citizens are permitted to kill anyone except police, bus drivers, or children on a single day, and mostly respond by staying home. Daniel served five years of hard labor for publishing the book abroad after Soviet publishers rejected it.

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