VOL. I · NO. 8626TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 20265¢
The Daily Buffoon
ADVERTISEMENT
WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Trump immigration policies could turn away much-needed foreign doctors, critics say

Filed 1h ago · Via Stateline · The Buffoon Desk
THIS STORY IS SCORED
Magic Escape Room
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Artuš Scheiner · Public domain · via Wikimedia Commons

About a quarter of U.S. doctors were trained abroad, and in fields like geriatrics that figure rises above half, even as the country faces a projected shortage of more than 141,000 physicians by 2038. The Trump administration last August raised the H-1B visa fee for employers from a few thousand dollars to $100,000, alongside a travel ban covering 39 countries and expanded State Department vetting of visa applicants' online presence.

Twenty Democratic-led states sued over the fee hike and won in federal court in June, with the administration rebuffed again in September; it has since proposed a revised $103,265 fee for a subset of applicants. A November survey found 64% of hospitals using the H-1B program had already paused or limited recruitment over the threat of the fee, and immigration attorneys say the legal back-and-forth alone is discouraging applicants who would rather avoid the uncertainty altogether.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
You can't complain about a doctor shortage with one hand while taxing the doctors out of the building with the other. Hospitals in poor and rural areas lean hardest on foreign-trained physicians, and a six-figure visa fee does not care whose waiting room goes empty. The administration says the rule stops companies from undercutting American workers, but a cardiologist from Mumbai staffing a clinic in rural Georgia is not the scheme anybody had in mind.
Source: Read the original at Stateline → Scored: Magic Escape Room · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
MORE FROM THE DESK
THE EDITION OF TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2026 → · THE ARCHIVE
Read it scored.
Every story, every clown, every kazoo — in your pocket. Music plays automatically. Regret is optional.
GET IT ON iOS GET IT ON ANDROID
OR FOLLOW THE DESK ON BLUESKY →
© 2026 The Daily Buffoon · Satire, scored. Archive · Privacy · Support · Music credits · On satire · Bluesky