VOL. I · NO. 8580FRIDAY, AUGUST 28, 2026
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This 'Magical' Soap May Get Rid Of 'Old Person Smell,' Which Experts Say Is Unfortunately Real

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An affiliate shopping post reports that 'old person smell,' caused by a compound called 2-nonenal that appears starting around age 40, is a real dermatological phenomenon distinct from regular body odor. A dermatologist quoted in the piece says persimmon-tannin soap has a 'plausible mechanism' and a long history of use, while also noting that large randomized trials are lacking.

The featured $23 bar, whose founder appeared on a reality investment show, is described as the most popular and widely reviewed option in the category, though the article does not identify who determined that ranking.

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