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CULTURE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

A Brief History of Anatomical Place Names

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Using the U.S. Geological Survey's Geographic Names Information System, a Daily Yonder reporter catalogued hundreds of American place names referencing body parts, including 241 places with ‘Elbow,’ 80 of them ‘Devil's Elbow,’ plus dozens each referencing fingers, knees, thumbs, noses, and nipples. The unincorporated South Carolina community known locally as Sugar Tit, officially named Pelham, inspired the search.

The reporting notes that many seemingly anatomical names are mangled versions of Indigenous words, and that a 2015 investigation found thousands of racist entries in the same database, including hundreds targeting Black and Asian Americans and a widely used slur that sexualized Indigenous women.

Some states have moved to rename these places: Washington approved nine restorations of Indigenous names in 2023.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A government database that still carries hundreds of slurs half a century after anyone thought that was acceptable is not exactly a shock, but it is a reminder that renaming a mountain takes longer than naming it did in the first place. Sugar Tit gets to keep its nickname because the town likes it; the places stuck with slurs didn't get a vote either way.
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