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Engine parts smashed Ryanair window that man's head was sucked out of, report says

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The NTSB's preliminary report found that fragments from a broken engine fan blade smashed a cabin window on a Ryanair-operated flight from Thessaloniki to Memmingen on July 10, causing passenger Ljubisa Karović's head and right shoulder to be pulled through the opening. His wife told BBC Serbia that she and two other passengers held his legs for several minutes until the crew could land.

The flight crew reported a 'high vibration' engine alert during climb, reduced power, and continued climbing after vibrations stopped, before a loud bang prompted an emergency descent back to Thessaloniki. The engine had passed ultrasonic inspections in May with no faults found.

Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary has suggested the failure may have been caused by 'foreign object damage.' The aircraft was operated by Ryanair subsidiary Malta Air.

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Source: Read the original at BBC → Scored: Dissappointment · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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