VOL. I · NO. 8566FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2026
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Trump asks ⁠US supreme court to allow construction of White House ballroom

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The Trump administration has asked the Supreme Court to let construction resume on the president's $400m White House ballroom after an appeals court ruled the project lacked required congressional approval. The DC circuit court upheld a lower court's block on aboveground construction but allowed underground work to continue, pausing its own ruling until 21 August to let the administration appeal.

Trump demolished the historic East Wing last year to make room for the ballroom, which he has called a gift to the American people. Solicitor General D John Sauer told the court the ballroom is part of 'an integrated military complex' vital to national security, arguing the whole structure exists to shield an underground installation.

The filing is one of several emergency appeals the administration has sent to the Supreme Court this week, alongside challenges over mail-in voting restrictions.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A ballroom is now, apparently, a security installation, which is the kind of sentence that only makes sense if you already knocked down the building before asking permission. Calling in the Supreme Court to bless a fait accompli is a bold interpretation of checks and balances — mostly the checking part gets skipped.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Robobozo · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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