VOL. I · NO. 8605TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2026
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Top Spanish court helps clear Catalan leader’s return

Filed 41m ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Spain's Constitutional Court ruled Tuesday that the 2024 Catalan amnesty law should extend to embezzlement charges, potentially clearing the way for exiled former Catalan leader Carles Puigdemont to return without facing arrest. The Supreme Court had previously excluded him, ruling the amnesty didn't cover embezzlement, since Puigdemont is accused of using public funds to organize the banned 2017 independence referendum.

Around 400 people involved in the independence push have already benefited from the amnesty; Puigdemont, who fled to Belgium and remains under an arrest warrant, was the notable holdout. The law exists because Catalan separatist parties' support let Socialist PM Pedro Sánchez stay in power after the 2023 election produced no majority, and the government now says it wants the amnesty applied to all involved leaders 'as soon as possible.'

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A law built to buy a governing majority is now being interpreted, appealed, and reinterpreted until it finally covers the one person it was clearly meant for from the start. Nobody in Madrid wants to say that plainly, but the courts keep doing the saying for them one ruling at a time. Puigdemont's been in Belgium long enough to learn the local language twice over waiting on this paperwork.
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