VOL. I · NO. 8566FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2026
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US judge clears way for Trump to end Somalis' deportation protections

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A federal judge in Boston, Allison Burroughs, cleared the way Friday for the Department of Homeland Security to end Temporary Protected Status for roughly 1,100 Somalis, following a June Supreme Court ruling that curtailed judicial review of similar terminations for Haiti and Syria. Two other judges last week allowed the same for South Sudan and Myanmar, leaving only Ethiopia's TPS still blocked.

Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem announced the plan to end Somali TPS in January, citing improved conditions despite continuing fighting between Somali forces and al-Shabaab. Burroughs had blocked the move in March after four Somalis and two advocacy groups sued, alleging the decision was driven by bias, pointing to Trump's past remarks calling Somalis 'garbage' and 'low IQ people.'

Burroughs is now considering whether plaintiffs can still challenge the DHS action on grounds the Supreme Court's ruling left unaddressed.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Declaring a country safe enough to deport people back into while it's still fighting an active insurgency is a neat trick, and one this administration has performed on a rolling basis for over a dozen nations. The Supreme Court's decision to strip judges of meaningful review only makes the trick easier to pull off unchallenged. Whether Somalia's conditions have actually improved seems almost beside the point when the stated goal was never really about conditions at all.
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