VOL. I · NO. 8563TUESDAY, AUGUST 11, 2026
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Trump Used Catering Truck To Secretly Leave Air Force One Amid Iran Threat

Filed 2w ago · Via talkradio1080.iheart.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Trump's team executed a decoy operation hiding his movements behind an airport catering truck in Ankara, flying him to the UK on a military C-32A while the decoy Air Force One carried unwitting press and staff who were told to keep window shades closed. The switch was prompted by intelligence concerns over an Iranian assassination plot, after Trump had called himself Iran's 'number one on the kill list.'

When the C-32A landed in Britain around 10:20 p.m. local time, the decoy plane arrived minutes later; Trump greeted service members before boarding the Qatari-gifted jet, which the White House says has enhanced security fittings. The Secret Service declined comment, the Pentagon did not immediately respond, and Democratic Senator Richard Blumenthal is calling for a congressional investigation, calling the episode 'unprecedented' and 'surreal.'

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Keeping reporters in the dark, literally, about whether the president is even on their plane is a level of operational secrecy that raises as many questions as it answers about who gets told what and why. If this really was necessary security, fine, but 'surreal' is generous for an episode nobody in the government seems willing to describe on the record.
Source: Read the original at talkradio1080.iheart.com → Scored: The Path of the Goblin King · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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