VOL. I · NO. 8597MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2026
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Presidential Office disavows Kravchenko's charges against NABU chief

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Ukrainian Prosecutor General Ruslan Kravchenko filed formal suspicion notices against National Anti-Corruption Bureau director Semen Kryvonos and an associate of SAPO head Oleksandr Klymenko, alleging classified materials were unlawfully accessed during anti-corruption raids. Presidential Office sources told RBC-Ukraine that Kravchenko acted without authorization, with one official saying he had lost his mind or panicked.

President Volodymyr Zelensky publicly rejected Kravchenko's framing and said he had personally told Kravchenko to resign, calling for parliament to support his dismissal without delay. Kravchenko had already announced on Sept. 7 that he submitted his resignation amid reports linking him to corruption schemes.

Hours after filing the charges, Kravchenko crossed Ukraine's border at 2:30 a.m. in an official vehicle, which he described as an authorized business trip. The charges were filed in the context of Operation Carthage, a NABU investigation into a criminal syndicate protecting fraudulent call-center networks allegedly organized by a senior Prosecutor General's Office official.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A prosecutor filing surprise charges against the anti-corruption chief and then driving off across the border at 2:30 in the morning is not a plot twist, it is a pattern anyone who has watched a small-town official get caught with his hand in the till would recognize instantly. When your own boss says in public you have lost your mind, that is usually not a metaphor. The timing here does more talking than either man's statement.
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