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North Korean KN-23 variant reaches 70 km as missile tests push higher

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Analysts at Defense Express say a North Korean KN-23 missile variant tested on Sept. 20 reached altitudes of 60 to 70 kilometers, higher than the roughly 60-kilometer ceiling Pyongyang had typically flown. A second test in the same window reached 590 kilometers in range at 70 kilometers altitude, and last month a test reportedly hit 90 kilometers.

Analysts suggest the altitude experiments may be aimed at teaching the missile to evade Patriot air defense systems. A prior study cited in the report found North Korea received production materials for the KN-23 from Russia, and Ukraine's Defense Ministry says the North Korean missiles use outdated soldering and civilian components likely obtained by skirting sanctions.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A missile that keeps flying a little higher every month isn't an accident, it's homework. Somebody down the road would call this what it looks like: a supplier tuning a product for a customer, one test flight at a time. The quiet part, that Russia may have handed over the blueprints, is the sort of detail that ages worse the longer nobody addresses it directly.
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