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Ukrainian drones attack Russia’s Yekaterinburg. Three apartment buildings damaged, four people injured.

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Ukrainian drones struck Russia's Sverdlovsk region, damaging apartments in a Yekaterinburg residential complex and injuring four people, according to regional governor Denis Pasler. A presidential envoy claimed a strike on a warehouse was thwarted, describing debris falling near the building without specifying ownership, while independent monitors suggested a drone came down near a Wildberries logistics site.

Ukraine has targeted Wildberries and Ozon warehouses since mid-2025, including a July strike on the same Yekaterinburg Wildberries facility that set vehicles ablaze without damaging the warehouse itself. Wildberries has not commented on the latest incident.

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