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Anxiety is growing Trump may try to disrupt the midterm elections. States like Michigan are prepping.

Filed 55m ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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Local and state election officials across the country are preparing for possible federal interference in the midterms, after Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin said ICE could serve warrants at polling places, prompting a lawsuit from Denver. Officials in Michigan and elsewhere describe adding “federal misbehavior” to the list of contingencies they plan for, alongside tornadoes and bomb threats.

Trump has declined to rule out a national emergency declaration or deploying ICE to polls, while Defense Secretary Hegseth calls questions about troops at polling places a hypothetical and the Pentagon says it has no deployment plans. Mullin separately sought a DOJ probe into ballot tabulation machines using barcodes, a move experts worry could be used to challenge ballot validity.

Legal experts and election administrators say decentralized state control makes large-scale interference unlikely to succeed, and courts would likely block any deployment of federal agents to polling places. Still, a UC San Diego survey found only 49% of respondents expect the midterms to be free and fair.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A country that has to table-top exercise for its own federal government is a country with a trust problem, and no press conference fixes that. The president won't say he won't send ICE to a polling place, which is the kind of non-answer that used to be disqualifying and now just gets filed under Tuesday. Clerks in Michigan didn't sign up to war-game their own bosses in Washington, and yet here they are, pencils sharpened.
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