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Trump’s new ‘public charge’ rule tying immigrants’ benefits to green cards spurs lawsuits

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Twenty-two states, D.C., and a coalition of major cities filed lawsuits Monday against a new federal rule letting immigration officers weigh use of Medicaid, CHIP, SNAP, and housing assistance when deciding green card, visa, and admission applications. The rule takes effect Friday and reverses a Biden-era policy that excluded such non-cash benefits from “public charge” determinations.

The Trump administration says it is protecting taxpayer dollars and expects immigrants to be self-sufficient. The states counter with the administration's own numbers: DHS estimates put nationwide losses at $4.05 billion annually in Medicaid and CHIP transfers and roughly $1 billion in SNAP funding, much of it from citizen children in mixed-status households who disenroll out of fear.

New York City, leading the cities' suit, projects 6,000 fewer annual primary care visits and says the policy will push families away from programs that have fed and treated them for decades, according to Mayor Zohran Mamdani. The suits argue roughly 1.3 million people, including 600,000 children in the plaintiff cities alone, could lose care or coverage they remain legally entitled to.

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Self-sufficiency is a fine word to put in a press release, but the bill it hands to states runs into the billions and lands hardest on kids who were never the target to begin with. Scaring a citizen family off school lunch because a cousin down the street is worried about immigration status isn't thrift, it's just a bigger check for somebody else to write later. The administration gets to sound tough on a Tuesday while the county health clinic eats the cost on a Wednesday.
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