VOL. I · NO. 8601FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2026
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Ninth Circuit strikes down Idaho stock water rules

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A three-judge Ninth Circuit panel ruled unanimously that Idaho's stock water amendments violated the Constitution's Supremacy Clause, reversing part of a lower court decision that had upheld them. The rules required water-rights holders to prove livestock use or partner with an agent like a rancher to keep their rights, a condition the federal government, which owns over 60% of Idaho's land but no livestock, could never satisfy.

Judge Jennifer Sung wrote that despite appearing neutral, the rules were part of a scheme designed to strip the government of water rights affirmed in the earlier Snake River Basin Adjudication. The panel also upheld a separate ruling striking down a statute on transferring grazing permits and stock water rights.

The reversal undoes a 2024 ruling from U.S. District Judge David Nye, who had given the federal government five years to use its water productively or lose it.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Idaho wrote a rule that only a cow could satisfy, then acted surprised when a court noticed the federal government doesn't keep cows. That's not clever lawmaking, it's a fence built around a neighbor's water tank and dressed up as pasture management. The courts saw the trick because the trick wasn't even hidden very well.
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