VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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US immigration judges are deporting people in mass hearings – some without notice

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

At immigration court in San Antonio, newly appointed judge Brittany A Rodriquez processed a docket that included a 6-year-old Mexican girl and a 3-year-old Cuban boy possibly appearing without adult supervision, and ordered 20 people removed 'in absentia' for missing hearings, some scheduled on short notice. Rodriquez, on the bench about a month after nearly six years as a government enforcement attorney, gave one unrepresented asylum seeker only until September to find a lawyer.

Advocates say the tactic — scheduling hearings with little notice and defaulting no-shows into removal orders — has become central to the administration's deportation strategy, leaving people unaware they even have removal orders until a traffic stop or run-in with local police triggers arrest. Retired immigration judge Paul Schmidt said the courts now function as 'an adjunct of DHS enforcement' rather than a check on wrongful removal.

EOIR, which sits under the Justice Department rather than the judiciary, defended the practice as necessary to prevent 'unnecessary delay' in a system with a nearly 3.2 million case backlog. Critics counter that speed is being prioritized over the due process protections — notice, representation, individualized review — that the court system is supposed to guarantee.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An agency whose stated mission is fair hearings is, according to the people who used to run it, now graded on how many removal orders it can produce per week — which is a strange way to keep 'fair' in the mission statement. Handing a toddler a court date is not due process, it's a paperwork trick with a human being attached, and calling it efficiency doesn't make it less so.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Mourning Song · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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