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Russia extends diesel export ban through October as fuel shortages persist

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Russia's government has extended its ban on diesel exports through the end of October, according to Vedomosti, citing a Sept. 14 meeting chaired by Deputy Prime Minister Alexander Novak. The ban, first imposed in September 2025 and widened to all fuel producers in July 2026, is meant to shore up domestic fuel supply after Ukrainian drone strikes forced three of Russia's six largest diesel refineries to cut or halt output.

Russia maintains a parallel gasoline export ban through January 2027. President Trump has publicly urged Zelenskyy to stop strikes on Russian energy infrastructure, saying they were driving up global fuel prices, and claimed on Sept. 14 that Russia and Ukraine had agreed to an energy ceasefire — though both sides kept striking each other's facilities anyway.

Analysts at the KSE Institute say the disruption from the U.S. war with Iran has actually hit global diesel and gasoil supply harder than Ukrainian strikes on Russian refineries, with Persian Gulf export losses more than double Russia's. The Financial Times reports Trump's ceasefire announcement was partly aimed at reassuring Americans frustrated by fuel prices at home.

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✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An export ban that keeps getting renewed one month at a time isn't a policy, it's an admission that the fix didn't take the first three times either. Blaming the diesel shortage on somebody else's drones is a neat trick until the numbers show the bigger hole came from a war of your own president's choosing. Announcing a ceasefire that both sides keep ignoring is a fine way to manage a headline, if not an actual refinery.
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