VOL. I · NO. 8571WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2026
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Colorado accuses immigrant detention center operator of blocking tuberculosis investigation

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Colorado's health department sued GEO Group on Wednesday to force the company to cooperate with an investigation into a suspected tuberculosis outbreak at its Aurora immigrant detention facility. The state says GEO Group isolated one detainee after a June 11 report, allowed a single phone interview, then refused to hand over medical records or contact-tracing information — even as reports surfaced of at least 12 infections by mid-July.

Attorney General Philip Weiser's complaint notes the ill detainee was reportedly transferred to a Texas facility for deportation, which he called 'pressing' precedent for urgency, not an excuse to stop investigating. State law requires the health department to investigate communicable diseases, a process GEO Group cooperated with during a 2019 mumps outbreak and a 2024 tuberculosis case at the same facility. GEO Group and ICE did not respond to requests for comment.

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Nothing says 'confidence in our infection control' like refusing to let public health officials see the paperwork. GEO Group managed to cooperate the last two times a contagious disease showed up in its facility, so the sudden stonewalling this time reads less like an oversight and more like a company that already knows what the records would show.
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