VOL. I · NO. 8598TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2026
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Ukrainian Parliament to vote on Prosecutor General Kravchenko's resignation on Sept. 15

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Ukraine's parliament will vote September 15 on the resignation of Prosecutor General Ruslan Kravchenko, a day after Kravchenko filed criminal charges against NABU Director Semen Kryvonos, alleging anti-corruption agencies stole legally protected case files during a recent operation. Kravchenko claimed President Zelenskyy had previously blocked the move; Zelenskyy responded that dismissal was Kravchenko's only remaining option and asked lawmakers to approve it without delay.

The charges followed NABU's September 4 operation dismantling an alleged criminal network tied to a senior prosecutor's office official, in which cyber department head Serhii Kropyva was arrested and remanded into custody on roughly $2.7 million bail over accusations of protecting fraudulent call centers and laundering about $2 million. A bail hearing detailed Kropyva's close ties to Kravchenko, including wiretapped recordings describing home renovations at a house later traced by journalists to a 300-square-meter property registered to a woman not listed as a relative on Kravchenko's asset declaration.

NABU and the Specialized Anti-Corruption Prosecutor's Office called Kravchenko's charges a 'systematic attack' on their independence, while an anti-corruption watchdog alleged the charges against Kryvonos were filed in exchange for permission to leave the country; Kravchenko reportedly crossed the border on an official vehicle around 2:30 a.m. citing a scheduled trip to Lithuania. Kryvonos says he has not been formally charged and calls the case fabricated.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When the top prosecutor files charges against the anti-corruption chief and slips across the border the same night on a business trip he scheduled awfully conveniently, you don't need a law degree to smell where the wind is blowing. A gas generator and a mystery house registered to a woman who isn't on anybody's family tree tend to speak louder than any press statement. The timing alone tells you more than either man's version of events.
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