VOL. I · NO. 8594FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2026
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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Trump’s Eye-Popping Convention Boast Runs Straight Into A Wall Of Receipts

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Any of us can shade a story in our favor. The trick is doing it in a room full of people holding phones, which is like bragging about your garden while the neighbors are standing in it counting tomatoes. Somebody was always going to make the list, and somebody always does.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Maple Leaf Rag · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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