VOL. I · NO. 8564WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 2026
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Former Waynesville, Mo., city employee charged with stealing more than $35,000 from annual Hogs and Frogs festival

Filed 1w ago · Via ky3.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Michelle L. Brown, 54, a former Waynesville, Missouri city clerk of eight years, faces a felony stealing charge after investigators say she diverted more than $35,000 from the city's Route 66 Hogs and Frogs Festival into an unauthorized personal bank account. Investigators say she opened the account in 2023 under the name Route 66 Hogs and Frogs Festival, LLC, without city authorization, depositing $35,874.25 between March 2023 and October 2025. The city administrator told investigators the festival was entirely city-funded and that Brown was never authorized to set up a separate account.

Bank records reviewed by a forensic accountant reportedly show personal purchases on Whatnot, eBay, Walmart, Amazon and fast food, along with transfers to her personal checking account. Brown told investigators she created the LLC because she believed the festival wasn't affiliated with the city once she'd built a business around it, though she also acknowledged she shouldn't have spent the money in its final year, citing financial difficulties. She resigned in November 2025.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Setting up a shell LLC named after the exact festival you're supposed to be running for the city is not the move of someone confused about affiliation — it's the move of someone hoping nobody checks the bank statements. The quotes here do more prosecutorial work than any indictment could.
Source: Read the original at ky3.com → Scored: Covert Affair · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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