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The problem with Gibo Teodoro’s challenge

Filed 1w ago · Via manilatimes.net · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A lawyer-columnist criticizes Philippine Defense Secretary Gilberto Teodoro's call for 'pro-China' officials to resign, arguing the label conflates espionage with mere preference for diplomacy over confrontation in the South China Sea.

The piece notes the timing follows President Marcos Jr.'s meeting with China's ambassador and talk of 'resetting' relations, and questions whether the confrontational approach Teodoro favors has actually produced better outcomes.

It also flags the irony that Teodoro once faced public questions about his own citizenship, and criticizes Coast Guard spokesman Jay Tarriela for echoing the call.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Watching officials accuse each other of divided loyalty over foreign policy disagreements is a fine argument for term limits on sanctimony. The piece makes a reasonable point buried under enough rhetorical throat-clearing to fill a strait.
Source: Read the original at manilatimes.net → Scored: Plaint · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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