VOL. I · NO. 8573FRIDAY, AUGUST 21, 2026
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Trump’s court workarounds push limits but are within legal bounds, experts say

Filed 5d ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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Despite Supreme Court losses on birthright citizenship, tariffs, and the attempted firing of Fed Governor Lisa Cook without cause, the Trump administration keeps finding fresh legal routes toward the same goals, experts told reporters. Trump signed new tariffs on 60 trading partners in late July, issued new birthright citizenship orders Aug. 6 narrowly targeting diplomats' children, American Samoa births, and children of designated terrorist organizations, and reportedly is 'again considering' firing Cook after sending her a new termination letter.

Legal scholars from Brookings and Cato both said the maneuvers, while pushing 'maximalist' interpretations of narrow court rulings, don't cross into outright defiance of court orders — comparing it to the Biden administration's post-loss pivot on student loan relief, though experts noted the current administration treats this workaround as standard operating procedure rather than exception.

A White House spokesperson insisted the administration has 'always followed court orders,' while a DOJ spokesperson touted a 24-for-30, 80-percent win rate on emergency Supreme Court applications, including the win permitting deportation of roughly 350,000 Haitians and 6,000 Syrians under Temporary Protected Status.

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Calling it 'creative lawyering' rather than defiance is a fine distinction right up until the maximalist interpretations start including embassy staff as diplomats and terrorist-group members as invading armies. The DOJ's win-rate boast is doing a lot of work to distract from the fact that the losses being litigated here are the ones the administration keeps trying to legislate its way around anyway.
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