This Shark Carpet Cleaner 'Blows The Bissell Out Of The Water' — And It's Finally On Sale

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A shopping post touts Shark's StainStriker, a portable carpet and upholstery cleaner, as capable of pulling cat urine and decade-old coffee stains out of fabric, citing enthusiastic customer reviews.

The article notes the machine reportedly was not discounted over Labor Day according to its own price trackers, but is being promoted as on sale now, with purchase links that generate commission for the publisher.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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You ever notice how the sale always shows up right when somebody's got a link to sell you? The stains might be real, the miracle machine might even work fine, but the enthusiasm sure lines up awfully well with who gets a cut. A five-year-old coffee stain isn't news, it's a rug that needed washing a long time ago.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Bass Walker · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0

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