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Pandora A/S: Pandora delivers 3% organic growth in Q2 - guidance upgraded

Filed 2w ago · Via finanznachrichten.de · The Buffoon Desk
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Pandora reported 3% organic growth and 1% like-for-like growth in the second quarter, prompting the company to raise its 2026 guidance for both growth and profitability. CEO Berta de Pablos-Barbier described the results as encouraging early signs from unspecified actions taken to re-energize the company's growth engine.

Pandora, headquartered in Copenhagen, describes itself as the world's largest jewellery brand, selling in more than 100 countries through 7,000 points of sale, including over 2,800 concept stores, and employing around 39,000 people. The company crafts its jewellery from 100% recycled silver and gold and generated DKK 32.5 billion in revenue in 2025.

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