VOL. I · NO. 8566FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2026
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Trump administration argues that ballroom construction is ‘vital’ for national security in appeal to supreme court – US politics live

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The Trump administration told the Supreme Court that halting construction of a White House ballroom threatens national security, describing it as part of an 'integrated military complex' at the East Wing. An appeals court had blocked only the above-ground ballroom construction while allowing underground security work to proceed. The administration's filing insists the ballroom structure itself is 'designed to shield the military installation beneath it.'

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Calling a ballroom a shield for a military installation is the kind of legal creativity usually reserved for tax attorneys, not national security arguments. If the chandeliers are load-bearing for democracy, the court is owed a rather more detailed blueprint than 'trust us, it's vital.'
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