VOL. I · NO. 8565THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2026
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Why are 'human fridges' being sold in Japan?

Filed 1w ago · Via BBC · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Japan has treated more than 53,000 people for heatstroke over the past two months, with 79 reported deaths, as the country faces worsening summer heat. A company is now rolling out the Do Hiemon, a personal cooling box priced at roughly 1.5 million yen ($9,407), in public spaces and to businesses.

CEO Testsuya Nakayama said the device was inspired by freezer vending machines, and a BBC correspondent was given a chance to try one out.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at BBC → Scored: Amazing Grace 2011 · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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