VOL. I · NO. 8568SUNDAY, AUGUST 16, 2026
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Plumber investigates foul smell under a house—then he sees the vultures

Filed 1w ago · Via Newsweek · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Gary Gilbert, a plumber with Cowboy Plumbing Services in Comal County, Texas, was called to investigate a reported sewer gas smell in a bathroom and instead found two vultures nesting beneath the house. Gilbert said the vultures had laid eggs and been living there a while, and that the actual smell source — a dead deer — was unrelated, coming from a different bathroom entirely.

Vultures are scavengers that play a documented ecological role in waste recycling and disease control, per a 2024 study cited in the report. Gilbert said the birds weren't dangerous, and both plumber and vultures went on with their day once the deer was removed.

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Source: Read the original at Newsweek → Scored: Work is Work · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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