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More than 250 Russian troops taken prisoner during Operation Vivaldi — photo

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Ukraine's 3rd Army Corps says it captured more than 250 Russian soldiers, including officers, pilots, and artillerymen, during the third phase of Operation Vivaldi in Donetsk Oblast.

The corps put enemy losses at 2,000 personnel and claimed the liberation of several settlements, including Nove, Ridkodub, and Katerynivka, bringing total reclaimed territory since the offensive began to 176 square kilometers.

Commander Andrii Biletskyi called the phase a turning point for the whole operation, a verdict delivered by the same command that is counting its own gains.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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When the only scorekeeper is also a player in the game, the tally tends to look flattering. That doesn't mean the numbers are wrong, it just means somebody else ought to be checking them before they go on a scoreboard. A prisoner count you can maybe trust more than a turning-point declaration made by the folks who declared it.
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