Nearly Two Years In, President Trump Is Still Stacking Historic Wins at Record Speed

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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The White House has published a list of 32 'landmark policy wins' it says occurred in just the past few weeks, part of what it describes as an unprecedented pace of governing nearly two years into the second Trump term.

The release attributes the surge to a Day One promise to 'move with purpose and speed' and credits the administration with reshoring industries, cutting waste, crushing crime, and protecting taxpayers, all without elaborating on what any of the 32 items actually are beyond the framing itself.

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A list of 32 wins and not one of them spelled out is like a neighbor bragging he caught 32 fish and showing you an empty cooler. If the work was really that good, you'd just point at it. The pointing is the whole show here, and that usually means the barn's still unpainted.

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