VOL. I · NO. 8592WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2026
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WORLD ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Introducing the Fall 2026 Print Issue

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Foreign Policy's editor in chief unveils the fall print issue with essays arguing the liberal international order is finished and proposing what replaces it. Contributors range from a call to abandon nostalgia and raise defense spending, to a pitch for a modern Concert of Europe sitting above a defunct United Nations, to arguments for rewiring global finance around fairness rather than a handful of powerful capitals.

The editor's own closing essay argues Trump has already peaked, citing the drain the Iran war put on U.S. munitions as evidence his coercive leverage is fading. It's a tidy thesis for a magazine cover, though the world's rule-following record suggests nobody should bet the mortgage on any of these fixes actually getting adopted.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An editor's letter calling for bold new ideas is the easiest kind of essay to write, since nobody has to actually try any of them. Every few years somebody declares the old order dead and unveils a shiny replacement drawn on a napkin from a 19th-century concert hall. The rest of us will wait to see if the diplomats reading it do anything but nod along and order another round.
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