VOL. I · NO. 8571WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2026
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Stop Doing These 11 Things At Theme Parks, For The Love Of God

Filed 1w ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Etiquette experts including Jodi R.R. Smith, Jackie Vernon-Thompson, Nick Leighton and Thomas Farley outlined common theme-park rudeness, including cutting lines, holding spots for large groups who arrive only once the line's front is reached, and stopping abruptly in busy walkways. Smith compared line etiquette failures to a group member queuing alone until the rest of the party materializes at the front.

Running, pushing and shoving made the list as well, with experts recommending basic courtesies like saying 'pardon me' when navigating crowds. Farley added that riders should wait their turn filling ride vehicles rather than racing to claim a preferred seat.

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