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Cole Palmer signs new Chelsea deal until 2034
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Cole Palmer, 24, has signed a new contract with Chelsea running until 2034, upgrading an existing deal that already ran until 2033.
The England international joins teammate João Pedro and Manchester City's Erling Haaland among players locked into similarly lengthy terms, part of a broader trend of top clubs tying down young talent for the better part of a decade.
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