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Photos show extensive damage after Russian missiles hit Berger Cargo warehouses in Odesa

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Russian missiles struck Berger Cargo warehouses in Odesa overnight, according to the company, which said two missiles hit a 14,000-square-meter facility used to process humanitarian shipments for southern Ukraine, not commercial cargo. Local outlets reported a massive fire and thick smoke over the city, with the Ukrainian Air Force having warned of an impending strike beforehand.

The attack is one of many recent strikes on Ukrainian logistics and retail infrastructure, including hubs run by Rozetka, Nova Poshta, Silpo, and others named in reporting. Ukraine's Agriculture and Food Minister said the campaign has wiped out nearly 90% of the country's retail logistics, while maintaining any resulting food price increases would not be critical.

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