VOL. I · NO. 8594FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2026
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Divorce becomes next battleground as states debate family values

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Cerina Fairfax, a Virginia dentist, spent nearly two years trapped in the same house as the husband she was trying to divorce because state law required a one-year waiting period for couples with children, a wait her husband allegedly worked to extend further.

In March a judge granted her sole custody and ordered him out; weeks later, days before the move-out deadline, police say he shot her and himself while their teenagers were in the house.

The killing has drawn attention to a quiet campaign among conservative lawmakers and party platforms in states like Texas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and South Carolina to limit or abolish no-fault divorce, reversing a decades-long national trend toward easier exits from marriage.

Researchers note that divorce rates are already declining nationwide and are highest in several Republican-led states, and that state law changes have historically done little to move the numbers either way.

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A woman waited a year, by law, to leave a marriage a court had already agreed needed ending, and the waiting did not make anyone safer. Lawmakers pushing to stretch that wait longer keep calling it a family values measure, the way a landlord calls a broken lock a security feature. If the data shows the reddest states already have the most divorces, maybe the problem was never that leaving was too easy.
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