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Voting rights groups mobilize volunteers amid fears of federal interference and voter intimidation

Filed 2h ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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Groups including the Save America Movement, the American Federation of Teachers, and the National Action Network launched Vote Safe, deploying volunteers to polling sites in Georgia, Michigan, North Carolina and Ohio to document intimidation and reassure voters, particularly Black, Latino and Asian communities. Organizer Mary Corcoran said the goal is countering fear itself as a suppression tactic.

President Trump has left open the possibility of declaring a national emergency around the election, something legal experts say would give him no actual power since states administer elections. DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin said ICE agents can serve warrants at polling sites despite a ban on armed federal personnel there, even as DHS denies any plan to target polls.

The Justice Department's plan to deploy 1,000 election monitors has drawn concern from Democrats and some Republicans alike, including Wyoming's GOP governor, who called monitor conduct in his state's primary 'very odd.' The NAACP has sued DOJ for records on the monitor program after alleging it missed FOIA deadlines; Attorney General Todd Blanche says monitors go to every state equally.

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When the attorney general has to go on television and insist the monitors aren't targeting anybody in particular, you've already answered the question of whether people are worried for a reason. A president who won't say what he won't do on Election Day is doing something, even if that something is just enjoying the silence. Volunteers standing at polling places with clipboards is a modest answer to a pretty large uncertainty, but it beats standing around hoping for the best.
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