Jimmy Kimmel Taunts ‘Crazier Than Ever’ Trump With 1 Vicious Reality Check

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Jimmy Kimmel returned to late night Tuesday to find that little had changed since he left: gas prices still high, and the Reflecting Pool near the Lincoln Memorial still a mess after a storm blew a fence into the water following a repair effort Kimmel says cost $20 million. He joked that he and Trump had 'accomplished nothing' over the summer.

Kimmel also mocked Trump's holiday-weekend social media output, including posts floating a rename of New Mexico to 'New America,' calling the president 'crazier than ever' for the volume of memes and AI-generated content.

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Twenty million dollars and three months for a pool that still can't hold water is the kind of math that would get a contractor run out of town. Renaming a whole state seems like an odd hobby for a man who can't keep a fence upright next to a wading pool.

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