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Selling experiences, not things: Services overtake physical goods in downtown retail

Filed 1w ago · Via NPR · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Downtown retail districts are seeing services—restaurants, entertainment, personal care—outpace sales of physical goods, according to the report.

The shift reflects broader consumer trends toward spending on experiences rather than merchandise.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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