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Sept. 30 attack damages power-generating equipment at Trypilska plant — photo

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Power-generating equipment at the Trypilska Thermal Power Plant was damaged in a Sept. 30 attack, operator Centrenergo reported, with CEO Serhiy Isachenko saying crews would assess damage and begin repairs once security allows. The company withheld further detail on the attack's impact for security reasons.

The strike came amid a broader overnight Russian missile and drone assault that damaged Kyiv's power grid, leaving Kyiv and six Ukrainian oblasts with partial outages, according to grid operator DTEK.

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