VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

OTHERS SAY: Where is the party of fiscal responsibility?

Filed 1w ago · Via arkansasonline.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

An editorial argues the 119th Congress has worsened America's fiscal trajectory, citing the One Big Beautiful Bill Act's projected $4.1 trillion deficit increase from 2025-2034, plus roughly $1 trillion more if temporary tax cuts are extended. It notes the bill's touted $900 billion in Medicaid savings, achieved largely through coverage cuts, was dwarfed by its tax cuts, while the Secure America Act added about $70 billion in duplicative border funding.

The piece also flags the White House's immigration crackdown, estimated to add $500 billion to deficits over a decade, DOGE's claimed savings as 'largely illusory' against an estimated $135 billion in costs from disruption, and a global tariff regime costing households roughly $900 a year. The editorial concludes voters may hold Republicans accountable in November for high costs with little fiscal discipline to show for it.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An editorial calling out fiscal recklessness while both parties have spent decades perfecting the art of borrowing now and worrying later is accurate, if a bit late to the party. Still, pointing out that the self-declared party of fiscal responsibility just added trillions to the deficit isn't exactly a controversial observation — it's arithmetic.
Source: Read the original at arkansasonline.com → Scored: Myst · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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