VOL. I · NO. 8586THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2026
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Europe struggles to respond as Russia escalates shadow warfare

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Denmark's intelligence agency warned Thursday that Russia is actively preparing sabotage against its defense industry, while France's domestic spy chief said an explosive-laden drone found at a German airport in August signals French companies could be targeted next. The European Union called that Leipzig incident 'state-sponsored terrorism' and has summoned Russian envoys while weighing new sanctions.

Analysts told AFP the usual responses, exposing spies and diplomatic reprisals, have done little to deter Moscow. One expert said the Western toolbox, built for Cold War rules or the past decade's cyber threats, simply doesn't fit a campaign of drone flights, airspace violations and suspected assassination plots carried out through deniable proxies.

A German member of the European Parliament said Berlin's muted response suggests the country is running out of retaliatory measures, while a security source acknowledged the challenge of responding to attacks precisely designed to be hard to pin down. Twenty-one rounds of EU sanctions have hurt Russia's economy, analysts say, but their deterrent effect on this kind of warfare remains limited.

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Twenty one rounds of sanctions and the best anyone can offer is that Russia is escalating and Europe is thinking hard about it. A dog that keeps getting into the henhouse doesn't stop because you sternly discussed a stronger fence at the last three meetings. At some point the discussing stops looking like strategy and starts looking like the only thing anybody's actually willing to do.
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